Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Fun sized!
PSQ91 6
She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.
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Comments (186)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I do agree with your comment though. There's a lot more to sexual chemistry than just penis size anyway.
theelitejosh171 1
6 lol at least anything lower and u kinda got a prob
mkmorgan30 0
I'll admit I don't have a big dick and my girlfriend says that I have the best sex, just saying...in my experience it's all about going down on her, put their pleasure ahead of urs and she'll love u =D
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Nice to see someone being honest. Not a lot of guys would admit that, even though there shouldn't be a reason not to. It's obviously working for you!
mason456 0
maybe if you didn't tie a string with a ring on it, she wouldn't say stuff like that...
xdominimi925 0
Well it means he wants to marry your ******. Either way he's still devoted :D
eln3mo13 8
well she said it looks good on you. Thats a plus
rosie546 0
Hahah too funny!
eln3mo13 8
exactly. small **** are better than saggy ****
PsychoFML 2
Dude.....
fomoco1 0
if you master oral size of penis dose not matter. but if you lift heavy weights for a few years it will grow more