Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Fun sized!
PSQ91 6
She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.
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Comments (186)
icic6772 0
I'm not trying to be racist but are you Asian?
EPICROCKERNINJA 8
Uh....isn't that a good thing? I mean she likes you just as you are...
perdix 31
Wow! Now you have to live in constant fear of your girl getting her pussy reamed out by a guy who is normal. You know what they say, "Once you go average, you never go back."
ganjaone 2
U should be grateful to have her.
AMart65 5
love the profile pic!
HomeAl0ne 20
Cheer up, there's quite a market for midget ****.
wriptidez 0
ismt average 6 or 7 inches
woodrow68oo 2
Average in America for caucasion males is about 5.5". The more honest men become, the smaller the average becomes.
tjmsc83 0
Whats your girlfriend doing out of the kitchen?
rabblegabble 0
I love my boyfriends 5 inter
tonnyfong 3
It's must be incredibly small to be "cute". Lol. Fyl.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
No, the equivalent is a loose pussy. Plenty of guys don't mind/prefer small ****.