Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Fun sized!
PSQ91 6
She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.
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Comments (186)
jbean209 2
gotta get big?
gdude803 0
how do u reccomend we accomplish that? any ideas? any personal experiance?
MrIncredibleSME 3
Honestly, that sounds like a lose-lose situation in bed. Seems like she actually likes you for you, though. Keep her.
suckstoobeyou 0
Could always be worse....
juliushater 12
cute means, ugly but fuckable, look on the bright side, your fuckable
mArkoman134 0
shrimp dick!
gavin_gg 0
Fun sized!
mexicoman101 6
Wow, she should have put a little more thought into that one.
huejjin 5
i can relatei can relate FYL
aback 5
So tell her that on anybody else, her ass would be huge, but on her it's enormous. Better plan on dumping her after that because you won't dare eat anything she serves you or go to sleep around her, anymore.
suckstoobeyou 0
That would be a completely a dick move...
Yodaevil 4
More deep throating for op!