Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
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dabigbeast 1
I assume your a grand daughter and it's not that terrible at least it wasn't like the whole family
dabigbeast 1
I didn't say being a girl made it not as bad I said at least it was only one person and not the whole family and depending on the gender it's not as bad for male family to see male family so I assumed it's a girl.
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Comments (8)
dabigbeast 1
I assume your a grand daughter and it's not that terrible at least it wasn't like the whole family
ojosRojos 28
Why would being female make it better in this case?
dabigbeast 1
I didn't say being a girl made it not as bad I said at least it was only one person and not the whole family and depending on the gender it's not as bad for male family to see male family so I assumed it's a girl.
MidnaLink 35
Could be worse, could’ve been your sister.
hellphone_fml 37
I'm a girl so that would have been preferable.
MidnaLink 35
To be fair, unless you specify that in some way, such as the gender symbol or writing it in, one would assume male.
courtalex 5
When I yell “yeah” or anything else when someone knocks to means come in. So I suggest not saying anything besides “hold on” until you open the door or make sure you lock it