danceinconverse
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML
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Just followed up on my recently accepted FML, so thought I should explain this one too! Everyone's comments seriously made me laugh by the way. Especially the shrek one, my boyfriend really appreciated that. To everyone saying "you mean ex boyfriend?", no. (Let me explain). If I dated a guy who legitimately did this, you can bet your bottom dollar he would be kicked to the curb. But I have to admit, I only posted a small portion of the full story. He actually mimed doing this as a joke in front of our friends, but unfortunately he managed to unintentionally get a little booger on his hand and actually wipe it in his hair. I informed him, and he ran to the bathroom with a mortified look to shower. And no, we will never let him live it down! Mwahahaha!
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Top comments
BadApple88 29
Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.
aisg 14
Shrek? Is that you?
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Comments (111)
BadApple88 29
Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.
octinate 17
Waiting for the "dump him" comments...
urdirtyolduncle 15
Better snot jel than cum jel
aireeahna 23
Too late.
sk8rdud3 24
*cleveland voice* "Ewww, that's nasty"
lj19717 19
To #33: That's like, your opinion, man.
AfroSamurai3000 9
Thanks for the heads up, too bad I'm eating my cereal right now
aisg 14
Shrek? Is that you?
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Shrek doesn't hair.
Jared900DUmpling 30
I don't hair either.
jojimugo 20
I'm a social hairer
RageWolf16 31
Oh my god that's disgusting
Soviet_American 29
I'm pretty sure that's snot how you do it.
elcee1987 18
Nailed it. This fml is just disgusting enough that a cute or pithy pun won't cut it. Let's tell it like it is: flat out disgusting.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Ok that is really really gross
daughternature 7
I don't know why but this reminded me of shrek
orbit 22
Sounds like a real problem solver
ActionFearo 39
Resourceful! I'm sure he has plenty of other adaptations of a similar degree :D
AllStache 11
Yes he washes his hands with his urine.
sunnyray812 42
No more romantically running your fingers through his hair.
AngelGoneWrong95 9
I just threw up in my mouth
TanzWolf 26
I heard its a good solution for dandruff.
playahater1 11
God no apple cider vinegar is the best way to fight dandruff
alex_622 22
Did his hair look better?