Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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kallemonster 0
There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.
K4ofDoom 0
I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!
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Comments (239)
SaintJimmy 0
It's weird how obsessive some anime fans can be.
genius_man16 1
I know right? Actually, what I want to know is why his precious models were so close to his bed.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Because the OP watched The 40 Year Old Virgin on TV this weekend and thought they would be clever by waiting till today to post it. I know I watched it, it was on twice at least.
KumoFF7 3
otaku's man
madeleinemai 4
Not only anime fans, any kind of extreme fan can be annoying. (harry potter, twilight, American comics)
Noire_ 0
Lol, that sounds like something my brother would do! He has two shelves in his closet full of anime models, and he got sooo pissed when I accidentally knocked one over x)
utubdude3 0
ikr. hes such a doosh
myfishisBOBA 0
Wow. Just wow. I feel sorry for you for having sex with that guy. Just reading this makes me sad. FYL
anonymous45610 0
what a loser
ifmlftw 0
Comment moderated. nah just joking with ya
Person1233 13
O_o Wtf?
ryguy997 0
WOOT youre in bc! at least! well anime sucks anyway.
hey123hey123 0
did u knock over your grammer too
atok 0
Did you knock over your spelling?
pandalovesreggae 0
ydi for doing anything with anyone who is Asian. they'll eat your dog.
spaerro 8
what a keeper
chelsey76 6
Doesn't this remind anyone of 40 year old virgin!? Huh... anyone...anyone...?
aduck 0
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It's annoying when people mess up people's stuff, especially something important. YDI for both doing it, and not understanding how something that isn't you is important.
Vile_fml 0
What part of accidental do you not understand? He clearly over-reacted.
synacious 0
I'm guessing that you're a virgin based on your response, aduck.
blargity 0
#17 he may very well be a virgin but also probably really young too #5 he isn't really a freak, only obsessive about his belongings #7 she didn't treat it like junk, he did because left it where it would get knocked over #12 "making love" is better than only using the word "sex" to describe how much she loves or loved him #47 only "guys" who appreciate anime as an art form would like it but you definitely aren't a "real guy" if you don't accept that some people are what you would call "fags" and to anyone who thinks he is a weeaboo: according to most definitions (not that i believe them or think he's a weeaboo), they never have sex
EmoLittleBish 0
Ydi for being a duck.
lemonademixer 7
Wtf?
quackquackquac 0
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Hey, anime models are awesome! xD but seriously, You'd probably be mad if your bf knocked something that you love over...
intotheblue 0
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Ugh, sorry but people who use anime facies like XD make me gag. OP: I once made the mistake of having sex with a guy who had some sort of collectible action figures in his bedroom, and he was like 25 years old, should've outgrown that stage about 15 years before that. It's usually a bad sign when a guy has that kind of thing, especially if he's obsessive about it. I'd recommend upgrading to an adult boyfriend.
SomeonePosting 0
Having an action figure/model collecting hobby isn't a problem. The problem is the level of obsession. I mean, I can understand if the OP kicked something over her boyfriend likes and he stopped to pick it up for a moment. That's fine. What isn't fine is getting pissed and yelling at her for something that could easily be fixed and prevented by moving them away from his bed.
myfavoriteplay 0
I wouldn't kick him out of the room if he knocked my iPhone over... I might stop for a moment to check if it's alright, or continue having sex because if it's ******, it can wait anyway. If it was actually broken, I'd be a little upset but realize it wasn't his fault and still talk about it, you know, and from what the OP says, the model didn't break- it just got mussed to some degree.
xxXChiiXxx 2
It's not an "anime face", that smiley is from SOUTH PARK. :p
Shadow_Phantom 26
That face is from THERE? ...I think I';ll stop using it now...
xXiDreamofYouxX 0
xD is not an anime face stupid.People who don't even know what anime is use it. I like anime and manga and I love anything Japanese but I would be pretty mad if someone knocked one of my anime figures over, even if it was accidental. Though he was the stupid one for putting it near the bed, one day he could have knocked it over as well,it was bound to happen.
StealthStorm67 0
Are you ******* stupid? You "love" a ******* hunk of plastic? To the OP: You deserve it for sleeping with a man that has anime ALL over his bedroom. Don't you outgrow that trash at like 17? God.
jjessen 20
158 gtfo. Anime is like a gift from god to us humans
diyos 15
Stealth, if he loves a "hunk of plastic" more than you clearly you're not even better than something that doesn't even move but still looks better than you
bethechange_fml 0
YDI for having a freak as a boyfriend
bunnyofdeath007 0
Agreed.
angel55033 12
so he has collectibles how's that being a freak? you guys need to grow up and show some respect
iTransform 8
...and not the good kind of freak either
ctc9 0
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There's a difference between making love & sex. You should learn the difference because apparently it's just sex to him. & Don't treat other peoples stuff like junk.
aceatron 0
your a moron. they mean the same thing.
lemonademixer 7
Don't be an idiot ctc9! It was just an accident. The accidently knocked it over.
JoelsLastNight 18
She didn't knock it over on purpose gosh.
spamky 7
It would be a good time to break up with him after a stunt like that.
kallemonster 0
There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.
Sprechchor 12
Exactly
fnool 0
This didn't happen.
kitties_fml 12
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YDI for saying "making love."