Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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TheGuyOverThere 0
That's teenagers for you.
I_Own_Ubers 0
haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour
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Comments (72)
TheGuyOverThere 0
That's teenagers for you.
MLB6 2
yea well i am 14 and my brother is 16 and my brother always was like that until my mom passed away yesterday and he has not stopped crying
Atamix 0
YDI for having a dead mom
Ketz 0
MLB6, I advice you not to write a sob story on FML because some of these commentators don't really care about your life.
Anteezy 7
Your mom died yesterday and you're on FML? On topic: don't ask dumb questions like that OP, fishing for love is sad, if people love you they will act in a certain way that is way more obvious than saying "I love you".
Reyo 2
As I've said to oh so many people before you. WELCOME TO PARENTHOOD. Once you figure out that you're not the only one who has issues with their teen, you'll be a hell of alot happier.
crazytoaster 2
@ OP Your kids love you. But stop with the baby shit in front of your 16 year old son. It's not cute, it's ******* sad, he won't appreciate it and chances are he'll start hating you for it.
sexxxtacy 0
@mlb6 this is the least caring place on the internet to put yer life story if ya want attention/pity.
justine470 0
you're a dick
sovietkiwi 0
I think telling it over a CoD Free For All would be way worse...
kiki122012 5
44: Your mom died yesterday, and you're on FML? Wow, either you're making that up, or you're just an @$$hole.
ZeldaPaulThingy 17
You're a dumbass 56
I_Own_Ubers 0
haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour
elliepenguin 5
LMAO I KR:) (16 too) It's a priceless family moment:'D
Tigg3r 3
My response probably would've been something like "Depends, when am I going to get that jacket I wanted?" Love is only a bribe. XD
k43L1 0
i am so glad my parents raised me with unconditional love. my friend really feels that love is a bribe! she's such a self-centered ass!
v1kt4r 13
Is her name Tigg3r???
gooBUZZ 0
Lol #20.
shoieb9 14
Hahaha... FYL :D
ILIEKGIRLS 5
Feels good, man.
movies12 0
I would of probably acted the same way if my mum asked me "How much do u love me" LOL!
time4coffee 3
YDI Why would you even ask kids how much they love you, especially a teenager? Is your self-esteem so low that you need to ask how much do you love?
Shmeaty 0
this isn't an FML. your life is average.
DwayneHoover 0
Exactly, exactly, exactly * 10^9999. More and more I keep thinking that this website should not only have YDI and Your Life Sucks buttons, but also a "So What?" button.
alex_vik 1
What did you expect him to say? He's 16.
Tribulations 0
This
TheDarkCynder 2
Yay for age discrimination? >_>
redshortsx 0
please tell me it's a sixteen year old guy not girl
sebastianduarte1 0
wow thats mature.
ChelseaGrin112 14
Why can guys say that and girls can't?
imperfectclarity 0
Well, he loves you enough to not want you to breathe in his noxious fumes. That's pretty sweet of him, actually. Maybe you should have posted this on MLIG!
ActionManly 11
Would you rather him say something like "you raised me with pride even when situations started to make a stench" as his noxic fumes seeped through your nostrils O_O YDI, bitch.