Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy…
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
jace17
United States
Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML
Top comments
TxKitten79 10
This needs more info... Is he young and has he heard you say you want to lose weight?
bloopaloop 27
Life hack: if you drink it all at once you’ll get even fatter.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
That goes great with cake — especially a corner piece with three faces of icing.
TxKitten79 10
This needs more info... Is he young and has he heard you say you want to lose weight?
bloopaloop 27
Life hack: if you drink it all at once you’ll get even fatter.
GamerChickxoxo 16
Atleast he cares about you :)
0neiros 14
Give him some penis enlargement literature with a "Sorry, Genetics" Post-it note.