Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML
Today, my daughter said, “Mommy, you’re my favorite person!” Then she added, “Because you smell like mac and cheese.” FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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Top comments
xMooMoox 0
Lol he likes cheese so this is a MSLM (My Son Loves Me)
24788 7
lol, one of those son/father moments you will never understand.
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Comments (25)
pinkfrenchrose 5
ROFL
Laughing_is_cool 4
awww thats cute
xMooMoox 0
Lol he likes cheese so this is a MSLM (My Son Loves Me)
Emptypot 0
Cute! X3
rainbowfailure 2
does this mean cute x3 like cute times three ? or like cute x3 the smiley face haha (: :3
AnnaSeptic 0
Hahahaha that's really cute!
24788 7
lol, one of those son/father moments you will never understand.
volleygirl11 0
Awwwww.well,sorts his fault cuz he eats too much cheese -- hahaha jk jk jk That like isn't really a FML just a son/father moment you won't understand but remember!!
gabinel1 0
That wasn't funny.
BlackBirdBillie 0
kids can be so brutally honest...at least when they compliment you, you know its the truth!!
Boomi 39
True!
_Noon_ 0
Your French, I'll bet you smell like brie and camembert all the time xD
RoryStorm239 0
an baguettes!!
gabinel1 0
& u English people smell like my ass.
AAAAHHHH12 2
I like the smell of cheese!