Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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TheGuyOverThere 0
That's teenagers for you.
I_Own_Ubers 0
haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour
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Comments (72)
badbunny 0
ydi for having kids.
withered 30
Do you have some mental problems?
i_LeGiT_I 0
asshole
withered 30
Was that for me? Sorry, but I'm really annoyed by all this stupid comments with stupid "YDI" reasons and since I doubt that normal people can be so stupid I asked that.
blooglekoogle 0
they aren't exactly bad kids, he was just embarrased by his mother asking him how much he loved her. I would be embarrassed!
Virro 0
i bet you just got a divorce
AtrumMessor 1
Bahaha, typical teen... :D
o0ginger0o 7
Gee mom, I love you so much that it's just bursting out my ass.
VintageVS6 0
Great =P First time ever I actually laughed because of a comment! Thanks =P
_Mazza_ 0
Serves you right for fishing for compliments. From a teenager, no less.
withered 30
Typical answer for a teenager, or course he/she loves you ;P
The_Captain 0
The true aussie response to something like that!
teentee401 37
Seems like something you could hear from a teenager anywhere in the world.... How is that an Australia-specific response?
itouchguy360 3
now how is your life ******? More like a creative way of saying: My child has a sense of humor. Fml. Really, that is lame.
shalizzz 0
YDI especially since you didn't ask them WHETHER they loved you, but instead wanted to know HOW MUCH they loved you. What did you expect for them to answer? Something like "I love you to the Moon and stars and back and want to be with you every second of every day...blah...blah....blah!!!!" ???? You are way too old to be so needy!
arabianhorse1234 0
This sounds fake to me. What kind of mother who has a 16 year old gets upset when they get a crappy answer to "how much do you love me?" She should have known better.