Anonymous
Kids say the darndest things
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ljjprchf
Australia
Awwww
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
You had to ask
Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Come on
Today, my two year-old son consistently ignores my mom and will crawl towards my dad every time. My mom is now refusing to visit because a two year-old hurt her feelings. I get it, being ignored hurts, but come on, he’s two. FML
Viciousvixen_21
United States
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Herdad
United States
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
dee
United States
Make it stop
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Anonymous
Ungrateful
Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
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RichardPencil 32
He doesn't really understand the concept.
alex_jaguara 33
Hey, don't get too clingy or he will break up with you.
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RichardPencil 32
Put him up for adoption! That'll show him.
alex_jaguara 33
Hey, don't get too clingy or he will break up with you.
Yummi_913 18
If you keep pressuring a 2 year old to give you affection, you're going to make him dislike it very much. He's already telling you to stop. He's not ready for that kind of concept yet and unless you stop pestering him to fill your insecurities or whatever needy reason you have, it's only going to give him negative associations with the word "love". Leave him alone and he'll say it when he's developmentally and emotionally ready.