Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
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DaMann360 19
That's not always a bad thing. Maybe the person you meant to do it on was a total douchebag and the person you actually did it on is a great guy.
tinycroc 10
Too bad you thought that hooking up at a party is a good way to get the guy you like. Remember when dating came before sex?
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Comments (57)
nikkipettyfer 24
That's unfortunate
Sports_guy3 28
Why didn't you hook up before getting drunk.....?
kittyfrozen 19
i guess op doesn't have the courage
xBethanyC 15
better luck next time!
killerdana 19
I would love to know what this "ingenious" plan was
Axipiter 24
Another astounding number 1 comment! You're on a roll!
cryssycakesx3 23
maybe she humped the body pillow…
DaMann360 19
That's not always a bad thing. Maybe the person you meant to do it on was a total douchebag and the person you actually did it on is a great guy.
sayyestothedress 24
I completely agrre
UberNova 18
*Insert more useless speculation*
Maccaroney 11
Damn , 49. That was better than the original FML.
vintageart1994 16
Or it could be the other way around.
sarah5745 41
Try to hook up with him outside of a party next time. That way, you're both sober and you'll hopefully make no mistakes
saxitus 13
This. It will also prevent confusion as to if he really likes you, or if it was just the alcohol talking.
MrConcise 35
Since she need a "plan" to get somebody to sleep with her, chances are she needed him drunk. OP deserves it.
foxwasalamb 24
technically, you cant even give consent to have sex under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
rocker_chick23 27
#22:You're 16. You shouldn't be drinking or having sex.
Qwermy 16
whoooore
eaglerob 20
Stay classy, Anon!
MrCareless 17
Couldn't agree more!
tinycroc 10
Too bad you thought that hooking up at a party is a good way to get the guy you like. Remember when dating came before sex?
gramirez23 9
It use to be a challenge, fun for us guys (at least me ), nowadays girls give it like they owe you one. Smh
hayjay2000 8
Uhhhh, girls are people too. They have sexual wants and needs as well, so what? Shut the **** up, #45.
cherries62212 16
better luck next time.. just hold out on drinking everything in sight. :)
Googolman 29
I hope getting drunk wasn't a part of your "ingenious" plan.
ActionFearo 39
The easier the girl is, the less likely a guy is to stay with her. In my experience anyways.
Brandi_Faith 34
Agreed. Even if he did sleep with you it doesn't mean he likes you or wants to be with you. It could actually ruin your chances of being in an actual relationship with him. Especially if your "plan" involved him drunk and at a party.
killerdana 19
If you wanted to have an actual relationship with this guy be glad you didn't sleep with him because he probably would not want to have anything to do with you after that. Men don't respect women who get drunk and randomly hook up with them at parties
cryssycakesx3 23
@26 or even women that get drunk and hook up with other random guys, "accidentally," at a party. unless you're stealthy, which rarely anyone is while drunk, I'm sure he heard about it.
sydstoomuch 19
Such a YDI. It's sad how many people rely on alcohol as a confidence booster.
FMLkoala 28
Doesn't matter had sex. Oh wait...
atav 17
And it felt so good!