Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML
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Blaisey 22
Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!
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androtech 12
Oh gosh! is your kitten ok?
disturbed678 10
You should hit her over the head with a pan.
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Comments (328)
Jiplo 18
o_o
Yeshua_fml 19
It's time OP's roommate walked into a doorknob. >:(
BadApple88 29
This needs a follow up. How is the kitten???
happle 21
I seriously hope it was a toy kitten.
lexiieeex3 32
I think this is self explanatory, but move the f out!
BrickTamlandLamp 13
#146 are you a special kind of stupid?
darkfireflame 15
Or an eye-level coat hook.
androtech 12
Oh gosh! is your kitten ok?
teotsi 28
Highly doubt it.
androtech 12
#8 I know undoubtedly it's injured but I was trying to ask in a nice way if it's still alive... wasn't sure how to word it.
wastedpenguin 14
youve got to be kitten me
JAKASS200 5
135 Go **** yourself
wastedpenguin 14
stop thumbing that comment down right meow
PIGaming 21
... except love
isuckwithnames 22
Damnit you beat me to it.
lexiieeex3 32
135- Nope. Too soon. It's a kitten, jokes are off the table.
scice03 8
You've CAT to be KITTEN me. Anyone? Yeah? No?
Slawter16 24
#187 - No.
RhineBl 17
Dude, not a time for a pun....
JKPwnage 27
Too soon...
Ilikepie467 10
Is it ok?
Liyuesigs 8
No, it's not OK to hit a kitten with a pan.
davidisbeast 12
I'm pretty sure he was asking if the kitten was ok, not if it's ok to hit a kitten.....
Testing1234 25
Dumbass
bethwilsonn 2
pretty sure they were joking. god, the people of fml are assholes sometimes.
DeeDeeJay 15
You need a new roommate.
Martinez0285 28
and probably a new kitten ...:p
gracehi 33
28, Your comment made me sad. :(
DraconicFeline 31
That's an understatement...if someone did that to any of my pets, they'd be lucky to be left alive.
Martinez0285 28
I'm sorry #29... I didn't mean ta :/
DrownedMyFish 18
Probably a new pan too.
xSphinx 18
sadly, kittens skulls are not that fortified..
BoltTheSuperdog 22
You don't say...
igive 29
Time to get her help before she hurts anything or anyone else.
junkman6 22
Help... Yes, a wood chipper and a lot of ammonia is help right?
xSphinx 18
a deep grave and lye is a lot more efficient
disturbed678 10
You should hit her over the head with a pan.
Shadowsofthedead 10
Honestly, I like my pets more than I like most people, so this would be my first course of action in the heat of the moment. Calling the cops and getting the roommate arrested would be the smart choice, however.
Feklfekl2222 32
I would suggest hitting the roommate with the pan, calling the police and saying he threatened to hit your head with the pan after he hit the kitten so it was purely self defence, best of both worlds.
KingLewisII 34
I like the way you think
Voij 16
If the police don't do it on their own, then you can also tell them that they should run some drug tests on your roommate. That way they'll not believe a single word your roommate says and instead assume that you're telling the truth, no matter what you say. It's usually a bad thing that many people, cops included, completely drop all credibility that they have for other people once they learn a single bad thing about them, but for it to have a positive use for once? Unexpected, to say the least.
Dodex 9
**** a pan. Grab a cinder block!
isuckwithnames 22
**** that, grab an axe.
tnebert 8
nah, a shovel...and some quicklime.
Naatya__fml 25
Dobby? Is that you? (CF HP7) Honestly, I am shocked of your roommate reaction but at the same time, she (or he) clearly needs help I did not live that awful moment so I don't know how I would have reacted but now, with a calm head (yes, I read the follow-up) I would tell her or take her (after taking care of the cat, obviously) to a place that takes care of drug addicts
thxnder 14
Do the same to your room mate... I hope your cats alright.
vango_fml 7
When she passes out dress her up like pennywise and hand her a frying pan
jw833055 13
That maybe the greatest idea ever.
CupOfCoffee 14
Is your kitten OK?
cwl727 33
OMG!!! Is your kitty ok?????