Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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TheGuyOverThere 0
That's teenagers for you.
I_Own_Ubers 0
haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour
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Comments (72)
hellokimmiee 5
well aren't your children just LOSERS? I think they get it from you :P
zungg 5
Love is in the air... can you feel it?
dramatay 0
Why in the world would you ask your kids how much they love you? Are you divorced and in need of a self confidence boost? Also as other's have said it's not an FML, neither of your kids said they hated you (in play or seriously) so where's the problem exactly?
Hlessirah 3
Have you ever seen "King Lear"? Nothing good ever comes from asking that sort of question. And when you put them on the spot like that, of course they're not going to give a serious/honest answer. Either they're going to ignore it, make a joke, or give you the answer they think you want. That's just common sense.
failuristic 3
OP's grammar is atrocious... And her understanding of SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS is just as bad >>; Seriously, I don't think you'll find a 16 year old that'll say "I love you forever and EVAR MOMMY." Wtf did you expect? o___O;
TheDarkCynder 2
I say it...
SarcasticUnicorn 9
So do I. I love to tell my mom how much I love her.
greeneye_fml 12
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PWN! Teens hate being asked that. I did similar when my mom got gushy, it was just less ackward to fart or burp.
USMC_wife91 0
Everyone is so negative on this site. She could have been just asking. she doesn't have to be fishing for compliments or have low self esteem. It's not a ydi it a fml. Just a kids will be kids smile and enjoy your kids
Talihintti 0
ydi for expecting a teenager to tell he/she loves his/her mother.
sulhaq 4
Teenagers are teenagers. Get over yourself and be a mother.
suzieq57 0
Hear hear. That's all that needs to be said.
ericsokn 0
You actually asked your children how much they loved you? How insecure of a mother can you be? I applaud the teenager.