chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KaLa
Canada
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Well, actually…
Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML
Anonymous
Almost right
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Unreciprocated
Hamilton, Canada
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
gooddaydude
Omaha, United States
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Motherly love
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
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alwaysalady 0
I told my mom I loved her once and she said, "I don't have any money." Ouch
proofofapyro 0
that's terrible
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greenman_fml 0
sounds like somebody was a crack baby...
Mandyy69 0
seriously!!
proofofapyro 0
that's terrible
bradley5055 0
im pretty sure i read that before (ive spent the last 2days readin this site anytime i have free time so cheer up)
lindon555 0
u seem like u have no life
f_my_life_fml 0
If that story's true then #5 called it.
alwaysalady 0
I told my mom I loved her once and she said, "I don't have any money." Ouch
omgmorganomg 0
'Cuz money don't buy her love.....(?)
OuchAndGoodfight 5
No, because she thought he was kissing up to her for cash.
nokinonhevinsdor 0
Maybe it's time that your mother is gonna tell you that you were an accident o_O
bayl 0
ouuuuch. that's harsh. I think #5 hit the nail on the head #9's same thing happened to me. I said "hey mom I just called to say how much I love you" and she said "what do you want? more money?"
njbhgjnhnfk 0
Heh, yeah. Whenever I tell my dad I love him he just assumes I want something. Do you not tell her you love her often? Maybe it took her by surprise, might not be used to hearing you say it before she says it to you first?
carlos_oac 0
I hope #5 is right, if not, i hope your mom die from a heartattack.
fmlroxmysocks 0
Many people believe that when "I love you" is said too often, people take it for granted. One of my old teachers used to always brag that the first time she said "i love you" to her daughter was when her daughter got married. She then truly deserved it, and knew it came from the heart. My parents say it to me all the time, and i know they love me, parents naturally have a love for you. and thats a bit harsh, #17, don't you think?