Today, After finding out that I am pregnant by my coworker that... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 18:01

Today, After finding out that I am pregnant by my coworker that I was having a fling with. He told me to get an abortion because I’m not the person he wants to have his children. Mind you, we are both teachers and he loves kids. Apparently just not this one! FML

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