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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Israel

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Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat. Your dad is a genius!

Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.

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SweetLuna 10

Things that can not be erased from the mind... >.<

That is just talent!

He's quite humorous, this kind of thing fits in some great comedy.

Who was the doll meant to be?

That's pretty funny actually

I guess you only have to worry if the voodoo doll he was making looks a considerable bit like you.