Thanks, I feel better! By Neal - 10/08/2022 13:00 - United States - Northport Today, my dad told me, in the form of a soliloquy, to have a better attitude about death and dying. I have terminal cancer. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 281 You deserved it 100 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 584 You deserved it 16 950
Today, I set aside a weekend to spend time with a friend. I learned that someone else is staying there: a fat, unemployed man-child who talks shit about us on Facebook, while his manipulative wife pays his bills. He got evicted from his last home when he pretended to be a ninja and cut up his neighbor's garden. FML I agree, your life sucks 348 You deserved it 73
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 525 You deserved it 64 250
Today, some troopers forced my family out of our house with no shoes or enough clothing. Even the baby was half naked. We were told we can't go back for at least another 12 hours. Why? Because my mental neighbor was shooting at the house. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 539 You deserved it 112
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 007 You deserved it 139
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 189 You deserved it 55 560
Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML I agree, your life sucks 846 You deserved it 328
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 551 You deserved it 620