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FML - The follow-up

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

agent_awesome Say more :
i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope
By agent_awesome / Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:25 / United Kingdom
FML - The follow-up
michelleccali Say more :
Ok, yes I am a teenager. The reason I was so upset over him not doing anything for our 6 months together was because he made sure I got him a present, and told me a bunch of times that he was planning something fun. So he got my hopes up for nothing. Then when I got sad about it, he got mad at me and pretty much ignored me.
By michelleccali - / Monday 21 December 2009 10:32 / United States
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