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Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
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I agree, your life sucks (18007) - you deserved it (5903)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

#19950603
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18005) - you deserved it (2536)

On 07/17/2012 at 3:47pm - kids - by ssydneyy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

#12797931
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18002) - you deserved it (27279)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

#18785032
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18002) - you deserved it (9725)

On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML

#19597965
131 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by chieftain (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

#20001841
140 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17996) - you deserved it (76369)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

#19748854
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17994) - you deserved it (3998)

On 06/07/2012 at 8:17am - work - by Swivel - Singapore

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

#20036157
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17994) - you deserved it (1724)

On 08/22/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by idontbleedfromthere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

#20686826
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17977) - you deserved it (45739)

On 05/26/2013 at 2:46am - work - by ChangoFett - United States (California)

Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML

#17979790
147 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by happybudiess - United States

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

#20884742
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17975) - you deserved it (88597)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)



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