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Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

#20061527
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20444) - you deserved it (1990)

On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States

Today, I realized that my dad is more comfortable talking to the dog than sitting in the same room as me. FML

#6981473
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (2390)

On 12/27/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by hated (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML

#20029295
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (5301)

On 08/19/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally turned 21 so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I decided to order a drink. She replied with, "No problem, kiddo." FML

#19810432
90 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:28am - misc - by DerrickUhl - United States (California)

Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was "ugh". FML

#7222160
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20440) - you deserved it (2093)

On 01/08/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

#8246413
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20438) - you deserved it (4131)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML

#19048671
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20440) - you deserved it (5431)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML

#6460097
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20433) - you deserved it (1904)

On 11/26/2009 at 9:19am - intimacy - by whattheshit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register. Only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

#17678735
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20430) - you deserved it (3956)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:32am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while parallel parked, a car stopped next to me, backed up, and hit the woman behind him. When she pulled off to the side to check for damage, she slammed into me. FML

#14543441
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20425) - you deserved it (1615)

On 01/11/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by raiyne -

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

#5113950
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20424) - you deserved it (42300)

On 09/07/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by c-mack (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

#8195721
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20422) - you deserved it (3217)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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