Work, Management and Relatable: Work faster

Work faster

By Shoot me now - 15/09/2022 08:00 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my boss accused me of eyeing for a promotion when I suggested a solution to save our team time by staying on a 2-hour schedule in the mornings. He told me we average 3 hours for our production, but his goal for this area is 90 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

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By Karansuni - 14/10/2013 10:38 - Germany

Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML

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Monday, Monday, so good to me…

By tooefficient - 19/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML

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By cantgetabreak - 13/12/2016 18:50

Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 07:00 - United States

Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML

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Management 101

By Anonymous - 14/11/2020 14:08 - United States

Today, I once again got less than 20 hours of work for the entire week. My boss's solution? Double the staff. FML

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Not getting it

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my boss about the importance of a decent work/life balance. He then asked me to work overtime on a Saturday. FML

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No one likes a smart-ass

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 08:00

Today, I accidentally stumbled on a method of getting my job done in about a third of the time, so my boss made it mandatory for all employees. Unfortunately, my coworkers now can't slack off pretending jobs take 2-3 hours, and their constant petty revenge bullying is driving me mad. FML

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Make your mind up

By fuck you, boss - 21/12/2013 00:30 - United States

Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML

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By lolgarbl - 26/02/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML

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Grizz8831 14

Thursday 15 September 2022 18:07

they do a task in 3 hours. boss has a goal for 1.5 hours. OP had an idea that might bring it to 2 hours. boss got upset OP might take their job due to finding a possibly fast solution to the task.

Chazzster 28

Thursday 15 September 2022 18:13

It cannot be a good thing to have to work for a boss so insecure that if someone offered a suggestion to improve work efficiency that boss fears they will be replaced. You have a couple of options: (1) Say less and listen more and hope that when boss fails he doesn’t bring you down with him. (2) Keep working but look for another job. The one thing that rarely works well is go go around your boss and talk to upper management or the owner. The problem is they hired your idiot boss and they won’t admit they made a mistake. Plus your boss deals with his boss frequently and your boss’s boss is more likely to believe some lie your boss tells in retaliation.

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Marcella1016 31

Thursday 15 September 2022 17:26

Can someone explain this another way? I don’t get it.

Grizz8831 14

Thursday 15 September 2022 18:07

they do a task in 3 hours. boss has a goal for 1.5 hours. OP had an idea that might bring it to 2 hours. boss got upset OP might take their job due to finding a possibly fast solution to the task.