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By kprice6 - 03/02/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By racist - 15/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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zeal 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:02

LOL "And these poor slaves were often badly beaten by their masters - " "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *everyone glares at you*

MetallicPunk 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:44

thanks to you the same thing just happened to me

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outbackzaq 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 6:09

Lol poor u :)

zach055 23

Sunday 4 April 2010 5:32

I've done that

tellithowitis 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:47

#1, that bear in your photos looks like chucky's Teddy bear

528Alice491 3

Monday 17 September 2012 19:14

Omg oh no! That's happened to the best of us :D

cjwayy 22

Wednesday 11 June 2014 1:11

*you.

TomTomSoup 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 6:29

lol Oh well. IT RWACKS MY HEART WITH GWEEF

Mtti 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 7:49

ha ha ha ah ha

captcool024 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 10:00

thats awesome.

xyeshi 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:55

LOLOL

ned_schneebley 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 0:26

haha shiiiiiiiit thats bad ****** ass

tifferneelee 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:48

what? it IS pretty funny

aFro_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 10:00

LOL

MetallicPunk 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:44

thanks to you the same thing just happened to me

AlexC_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 7:29

good shit lol..

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Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

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Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML

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Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML

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Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

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Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

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