Health: Young body, old soul - FML

Young body, old soul

By lily - 12/04/2021 23:00

Today, I was diagnosed with gout. I’m 19. FML

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By LexS12 - 30/04/2017 04:00

Today, at the age of 21, I've been diagnosed with arthritis in my knees. There goes my volleyball career. FML

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By Lorus - 23/08/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2022 11:30 - Lithuania

Today, I went to see a doctor due to some gastric distress I have. I came out with directions to buy a blood pressure monitor, I'm prohibited from doing sports, and have a possible diagnosis of arterial hypertension which I am way too young to have. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - 02/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I finally sorted out my health insurance and went to the doctor. After seeing my X-rays and confirming I still had scoliosis, he also confirmed arthritis in both hips, 2 exploded discs and that I have "the back of a 50 year-old." I'm 24. FML

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By Toe man - 14/02/2022 03:00 - South Africa - Kimberley

Today, on the third day after I developed what I thought was gout for the first time in my 62 years, it turns out it was just a spider bite on my toe. My wife still thinks I had been drinking on the sly. FML

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Unfresh and unfit

By oldest young lady - 03/08/2023 04:00

Today, I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, and was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis. I must be pretty old, right? Wrong. I’m 28. FML

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Wait til you're 50

By Seriously - 08/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I've reached the age where I get really dizzy and my vision blurs if I stand up too fast. I'm 19 years-old. FML

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Stiff Little Fingers

By Lunar-Spice - 03/08/2021 16:00 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found out that the stiffness I've been feeling in my hand is arthritis and that it's only going to get worse. Not only do I type for my job, I'm also 22. FML

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Mouthwatering

By yuna - 05/04/2021 22:59

Today, I discovered that I have a condition in which saliva frequently falls out of my mouth for no apparent reason. I’m 17. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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sarsuela 28

Tuesday 13 April 2021 13:11

I had sympotms of gout when I was 16 (but got diagnosed with juvenile idiopathic arthrities instead). Same happened a few years later on my other leg. I'm 30 now and have not had any more attacks. I hope you'll be fine too!

phybreawptic 13

Tuesday 13 April 2021 11:54

Dammit, Bobby!

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phybreawptic 13

Tuesday 13 April 2021 11:54

Dammit, Bobby!

bleachedraven 14

Tuesday 13 April 2021 21:10

If I had a drink, I would have spit it out from reading this comment 🤣

sarsuela 28

Tuesday 13 April 2021 13:11

I had sympotms of gout when I was 16 (but got diagnosed with juvenile idiopathic arthrities instead). Same happened a few years later on my other leg. I'm 30 now and have not had any more attacks. I hope you'll be fine too!

Rsonicgamer_fml 6

Tuesday 13 April 2021 16:54

Sympathies, those effin' hurt. I was around 25 when it started. Haven't had an episode in a few years since I cut off the sodas from my life (I already didn't drink alcohol and didn't eat too much red meat)

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