Relationships, Pranks and Relatable: Unexpected - FML

Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Teenage kicks

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 12:30

Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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You deserved it 21 652

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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cuz803 44

Monday 22 March 2021 23:48

Been there bruh. Getting groped, wedgied and spanked by your girlfriend ain't that bad. It's pretty kinky. You'll get use to it cause I guarantee it will happen again.

loopylaura88 17

Tuesday 23 March 2021 1:48

marry her

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cuz803 44

Monday 22 March 2021 23:48

Been there bruh. Getting groped, wedgied and spanked by your girlfriend ain't that bad. It's pretty kinky. You'll get use to it cause I guarantee it will happen again.

loopylaura88 17

Tuesday 23 March 2021 1:48

marry her

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 23 March 2021 5:04

If he doesn't I will.

xxlk4xx 6

Tuesday 23 March 2021 15:24

came here to say the same thing lol, I'm constantly doing this shit to my hubby lol 😆 (if he legit asked me to seriously stop the obviously I would)

great_nate 24

Sunday 28 March 2021 3:13

Boo hoo! She has a sense of humor. What a terrible thing!

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