Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML

by majorlyturnedoff / 08/20/2012 at 11:02pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

    #8 - On 08/21/2012 at 3:17am by Bakarra

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  • Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

    #9 - On 08/21/2012 at 3:19am by clueless05

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