By majorlyturnedoff - 21/08/2012 03:02 - United States

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Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
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Bakarra 22

Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

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clueless05 12

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

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WizardOfOzLA 2

Unlike Laureen Hill, you can say : "you CAN hide ! already found you, take it OUT slowly !"

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perdix 29

And when you want him to penetrate you, yell, "Ollie, ollie, in come free!" Then, let him deal with the cooties.

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perdix 29

Oh, I see! If he spelled it right, it would have worked!

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MorganBrown 8

He's trying to make sex mod interesting or tryin to be funny, doesnt hurt to try, right?

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Sicilysstallion 2

Does he also play hide and seek all over your face?

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Sicilysstallion 2

Does he also play hide and seek all over your face?

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Sicilysstallion 2

Does he also play hide and seek all over your face?

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Sicilysstallion 2

Does he also play hide and seek all over your face?

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blutopaz 5

Kinky? At least he's adventurous!

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alex540150 9

....Babysitting? :/

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LittleGreenPaola 23

what's wrong with babysitting?

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