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welcome to the bedroom where everything must go!!! take one now and we'll give you a one hour guarantee. this is never to be repeated again!!! not to mention all the free little toys involved ;)

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yes, he is! and if you liked the little Schticky you are going to love the big Schticky. oh god just imagine him.

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Boyfriend: And for the next THREE-that's right-THREE minutes only, you can fake an orgasm, so hurry, while loads last! OP: Oh god... Hey, at least he's making it interesting.

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Am I the only one who gets annoyed when they put a timer on infomercials that aren't live? I mean, if you give us a timer on cable television for the sale then that's just ridiculous because the timer restarts everytime the commercial is played. Oh well. Stupid marketing tricks I guess.

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I was thinking the same thing, 12. I'm impressed if the Original Poster's boyfriend could keep it hard while talking like that.

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