By majorlyturnedoff - 21/08/2012 03:02 - United States

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Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
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Bakarra 22

Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

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clueless05 12

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

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ladyluck808 0

cool..its nice to try new things, makes it more enjoyable

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klovemachine 24

Doesn't matter had sex :D

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zandalee 19

I just clubbed you over the head with a small child. Feel it?

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coconutdaydream 7

Haha he sounds funny, after watching some old TV one day my boyfriend shouted 5...4...3...2...1... THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!!! when he came, I couldn't stop laughing

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ruabadfishtoo 0

Atleast he's humorous and you get a good laugh about it:)

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FirebirdF350 7

How dost thou wrap a bee in this thing called bubble wrap, and now I will shout that phrase next time I have sex.

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ruabadfishtoo 0

This FML produces a disturbingly humorous mental picture.

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PrettyKookieToo 8

More like majorly turned ON! Actually no, that's really weird.

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Iniezian 18

Next time you're having sex, fake a 5-year old voice and sob "why are you hurting me"? Guaranteed to creep out and scare him. Tell him you'll keep at it 'till he stops.

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skittlesmeep 4

Love that idea if it bothers her so much xD

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LittleGreenPaola 23

How could he stay aroused enough to come, after saying a stupid thing like that?

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Enslaved 36

Maybe tell him to try a better song? I always sing, "Stone Temple Pilots--Sex Type Thing" "Here I come, I come, I come" :P

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bleachbabe 0

Stop having sex with him, problem solved.

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