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Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

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You sound like an uptight prick. I laughed and thought his comment made sense, but go on continue menstruating about it.

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Oh just kill ur selves already. U dumbass people obviously can't understand that I'm just here to be stupid and troll people duh

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Obviously he says it while playing hide and seek with them, but it's really creepy that sex with his gf reminds him of playing hide and seek with kids...

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59, It doesn't say it reminds him of that, it just says he used the line. If he's been saying it a lot it may have just come to him, much like any other comment people think of during sex.

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I'm aware it doesn't say there is any connection between those two acts; I was simply giving my opinion that it's just kinda creepy over here in my phone-FML-land.

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Or just maybe playing hide and seek with the kids reminds him of sex with his girlfriend...you know, trying to find something in the bushes.

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98, Then allow me to fix your previous comment... "Obviously he says it while playing hide and seek with them, but it would be* really creepy if* sex with his gf reminds him of playing hide and seek with kids..."

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How would this help the situation? Op explain to him the situation and tell him how it makes you feel during sex then if he cares about having a physical relationship with you (which I'm sure he does) hopefully he will stop :)

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39, The more you react to it the more he will say it. Honestly, just let it go, he will get over it in a week or so and you'll be back to normal.

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Or just start singing that 70's song Get ready, cause here I come. Aaaaahhhhh Get ready Get reeeaadddyyyyy lol

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For serial killers, transvestites, albino French Africans, demon cars, broccoli collectors, witch impersonators, and meth addicts. I hope I helped clear that up for you :)

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First stage: Go home tonight, get your bondage gear on, tie him up then stand over him with a black whip. Second stage: Convince him that there are better things to murmur/shout whilst on the throes of passion.

Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

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Phrases like that shouldn't be used during sex. It's just weird and he should understand and stop doing it if you say you don't like it.

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Well OP next time, right as he's about to finish yell "Did i tell you my aunt died in this bed" the look on his face will be the funniest thing you see all day.

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

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This fml is so great lol. Everyone keeps disliking comments and being mean! Let's start a chain of dislikes dislike me and be mean to be!

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I agree that it should be "cum" in order to distinguish it from the actual meaning of "come", the only time it shows up here is in a fixed quote.

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