By majorlyturnedoff - 21/08/2012 03:02 - United States

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Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
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Bakarra 22

Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

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clueless05 12

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

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ScotsLassie 6

Does it not make you worry about what about what he gets up to while babysitting?

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TallMist 32

Well, some jobs just get to your head, I guess.

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unixdude 9

Well, in a week or two he'll have to switch to "Red Rover"....

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outoftown 26

Really, that's bringing work home too much. OP, try some of your fun shop talk during sex, and see how much he enjoys it.

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immikey19 7

I wanna shake this mans hand!

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s3cr3t 4

Soon enough your ****** will be a champion at hide and go seek, at this rate he will never find it.

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Leslier_fml 4

Next time he is about to say that get him out of you, that should make him shut up for the next ******.

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Just wait till he goes down on you and half way through looks at you and says: ''Peek-a-Boo, I see you!''

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