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By anonymous / Thursday 8 December 2011 10:37 / United States
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By  roadie143  |  0

you must be boring..

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  aceman1992  |  9

Op who's your boyfriend, Sandusky?

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A tip for guys is to take your time with your girl during sex. Girls take longer to warm up and get hot. Use more foreplay to warm her up. Seeing her enjoying herself makes you enjoy yourself even more...unless you are an egocentric douche.

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  kooochris1995  |  14

OP Could be a guy?

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  mk58  |  31

At the moment it's not the case, 20, but I've been with several guys who don't understand anything other than their own satisfaction, regardless of how much you make them aware of your unhappiness with the situation. That's why they're all exes now!

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  JinxosGirl87  |  0

I make myself orgasm, actually. I think thoughts that turn me on and in no time it happens. My BF might feel slightly used though.... :|

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  BeefyQueef  |  5

Or maybe he's just hungry, and not for fish tacos. Sandwiches don't make themselves.

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  JurassicHole  |  5

29- Weird how jokes work.

By  2dog  |  15

Wow you must be boring

Wow what a douche. Keep asking him if he's done, that should bug him.

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  Donniehw  |  5

I clicked on your profile because I liked your picture... Your life obviously doesn't suck of only 3 got published.... I'm Scottish too! You seem nice... Your very pretty from what I've seen and have a nice personality... I'm trying to hit on you just telling you my opinion... I love food too... I would emailing but you might think it as creepy if some random guy emailed you out if nowhere... Just read your profile and thought I'd tell you what I thought....

By  horrorfreaknj  |  1

while we all could assume its 'cause your boring, I'm willing to bet it's really because he's immature. On the bright side, this makes it perfectly acceptable for you to cheat on him. (Today's adolescent males are quite possibly more useless than all those before them, so it's not as if they have 'feelings' or deserve to be treated with respect)

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  peepeeparee  |  0

I'm hoping your comment was thickly ladeled with sarcasm. Otherwise, cheating on him because he decided to be a douche and stunt her climax isn't an exception. It's WAY more fun to plot and carry out revenge, lol.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Horrorfreaknj, it seems the idiocy of Jersey Shore is rubbing off on you and caused you to completely lose your fucking mind. There isn't a single thing in your comment with which I agree.

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  horrorfreaknj  |  1

I really didn't expect anyone to agree with it. Nor do I expect anyone to agree with my idea for my "No Child Left Alive" Policy which encourages people to stop making excuses for the socially akward young men of this generation (never before has a generation been so useless & expendable) & instead encourages people to let the kids kill themselves. Harsh ? Perhaps ...

By  perdix  |  29

Well, now you know to not go on a long car trip with him! My dirty talk is: "Is this real or fake? Real or Fake? Real or Fake?" It's not working out so good. Curiosity kills the cat . . . and the pussy.

By  peepeeparee  |  0

Well... if I were you, next time you two are doing the dirty... right as he's about to climax, hop off and go make yourself a sandwich. Upon returning, ask if he's done yet. Perhaps that'll begin to get the point across.

By  ellakacyme22  |  6

That would have just put me right off and then I will be pissed at him by calling him little wille

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