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Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.

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How is anything that has to do with sex boring??Give me 2 reasons.Pregnancy and diseases do NOT count.

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Your guy not getting you off? If you haven't talked to him about it or shown him what you like, then it is your fault.

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A tip for guys is to take your time with your girl during sex. Girls take longer to warm up and get hot. Use more foreplay to warm her up. Seeing her enjoying herself makes you enjoy yourself even more...unless you are an egocentric douche.

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At the moment it's not the case, 20, but I've been with several guys who don't understand anything other than their own satisfaction, regardless of how much you make them aware of your unhappiness with the situation. That's why they're all exes now!

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Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.

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Actually, that sounds exactly like what might have been happening. Think about it for a few minutes.

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I'm hoping your comment was thickly ladeled with sarcasm. Otherwise, cheating on him because he decided to be a douche and stunt her climax isn't an exception. It's WAY more fun to plot and carry out revenge, lol.

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Horrorfreaknj, it seems the idiocy of Jersey Shore is rubbing off on you and caused you to completely lose your fucking mind. There isn't a single thing in your comment with which I agree.

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I really didn't expect anyone to agree with it. Nor do I expect anyone to agree with my idea for my "No Child Left Alive" Policy which encourages people to stop making excuses for the socially akward young men of this generation (never before has a generation been so useless & expendable) & instead encourages people to let the kids kill themselves. Harsh ? Perhaps ...

Well, now you know to not go on a long car trip with him! My dirty talk is: "Is this real or fake? Real or Fake? Real or Fake?" It's not working out so good. Curiosity kills the cat . . . and the pussy.

Well... if I were you, next time you two are doing the dirty... right as he's about to climax, hop off and go make yourself a sandwich. Upon returning, ask if he's done yet. Perhaps that'll begin to get the point across.

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