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By Username / Thursday 18 March 2010 08:21 / France
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By  skullbashd  |  3

that's funny and a FIRST

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she's a bitch. She must not love you

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  Daerauko  |  0

no wonder why it's been weeks. even when she is horny she won't do anything about it but bitch and leave. fyl

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lmfao touché sir. ;) I see what u did and I second it and to me it seems the op just didn't want it cuz if he did he'd jump over an invite like that. like a woman in a bar only has to say she's horny and boom sex. however she sucks for not rubbing up aganst him and saying it in a sexy voice or something :/ so fyl and ydi op

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  Busterfml  |  0

Cause men are all battery operated sex toys that immediately respond no matter what and at the drop of a hat. FYL for having a wife who takes you for granted, and good luck re-establishing intimacy w/ your wife. :(

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  ArrowLCMC  |  0

It's very obvious who is married here and who is still a horny know it all 19 year old. Contrary to popular belief men like to feel special too sometimes when it comes to sex. If a woman had posted "Today my husband told me he was horny and I asked him to help get me in the mood. He sighed and left for work." you guys would be screaming dude was a lazy, chauvinistc, pig, but it's ok for his wife to just wanna be a lazy bitch? None of us know if either party is being attentive soit could be both their faults it led up to this.

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  BleuPapillon  |  0

That sould be ALL IT TAKES to get you in the mood... you're wife saying she really wants to have sex with you. she's saying her body is actually telling her that it won't be happy until she fucks you. You Deserve It for being an idiot.

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  ShadeVII  |  0

this guy knows the score. believe it or not, once you've had sex with the same partner a few thousand times, you might take a bit more motivation than you did when you were young and hormonal. it's not like op said he wasn't interested. in fact, he pretty much said "let's get started" and she bailed. fyl op

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Dude, what is wrong with you? Good luck getting HER in the mood next time. Lemme guess, you were sitting on your ass in front of the TV, stuffing your face, and said that with food still in your mouth? What you said sounded like major rejection, you dumbass.

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  Joey7361  |  0

no dude after marriage women get freaking lazy coz they think they already have the man, its stupid but true. still tho I made my wife call in sick one time coz she was horny, and usually if she's horny she needs to do 90% of the work. it's my house rule lol

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  darkmis1  |  17

Why is that a rule, Joey? The work can't be 50/50? You're an idiot! OP: FYL for having a wife who doesn't even want to try. If she's horney, she should at least do SOME of the work.

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  Joey7361  |  0

reason is coz when I'm horny I do 95% of the work so why can't she do 90% when she is? did u read my comment right? I said if SHE IS horny well then she has to advance, most girls get horny and are too lazy to do sumthing about it that's all I'm saying.

By  Melly14398  |  0

2 WEEKS?? WTF??? I'm sorry for you!

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  sixtimessix  |  0

when you're rocking a pair of tits like this chick you could get it everyday

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  CallMeHush  |  0

^^^uh huh

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  DeeBizz  |  0

hells yeah ^

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  Melly14398  |  0

WTF... why did my comment get deleted??? I didn't even say anything bad! Geez... all I said was damn 2 weeks?? I'm sorry for you!

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  Melly14398  |  0

ohh nevermind.. I thought it did! sorry

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lol she could get w.e she wanted if those were real. are they or r they photoshoped? if u r real lol two weeks must be long for u. and to the dude who hasn't got it for years :( fyl so sry for u....

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  Melly14398  |  0

YES THEY ARE REAL!! If I was gonna Photoshop my picture, I deff would of made myself beautiful

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  loludeserveit  |  0

melly, r u not already beautiful?

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  windfuelsfire  |  10

wow you're born the same date and yr as my gf, and she has huge ones too.. not relevant at all but I had to say it :p

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  emilieee_fml  |  0

and if shes not does that mean you are?

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Ouch, she may have fished for compliments which is embarassing on her part but dang now shes a whore and a slut for being well dressed and taken care of her appearance? That is a little harsh. & for all you guys jumping through hoops over a girl on the web is pretty embarassing on your part too hehe.

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  kattylizbeth  |  19

Says the trolling, hypocritical jerk. Get over yourself; bet you're flat chested...? Sincerely, 15 year old C-cup.

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  kattylizbeth  |  19

^^ that's for 179, btw.

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  SBone_fml  |  0

Lol, women can be so ignorant.

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  silverskin  |  0

I dunno...I'm assuming he wanted a handjob or a blowjob to kick things off? When I'm asked, it's not the same as when I just go for it. I don't believe she thought she could just hop on and take him for a ride. But hearing someone say, "I need you to excite me first" might've killed it for her. It would for me.

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lol 18. When my wife tells me she's horny, I'm almost DONE! Maybe it would help you be "in the mood" if your wife had a pair of balls instead. FYL, it must suck to be married to a horny chick when all you wanna do is smoke some pole.

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