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I don't get it... maybe she meant to say cock and the text auto corrected her typing.. if not, who calls a penis pork?

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It means smackin' the monkey, pocket pool, hwhacking off... master-baiting. Umm... how many more do I know... taunting the crotch monster?

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Yeah, you clearly have no sense of humor. He was obviously just joking with you. My bf and I do shit like this all the time. Live a little, laugh some more and stop whinnng about something this stupid.

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Ok I haven't brushed up on my idiot in a while but here is a shot: Pigs with cell phones win and you fail for posting this on fml.

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nono here's wat I think "pigs with cellphones nowadays! it's a fail for him, but a win for you for posting this on fml."

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lol... win for understanding idiot, but fail for being able to translate it so well. so how long have you been fluent in idiot?

Your "love of your life" says things like "touch my pork"? some people really exaggerate on labels, don't they?

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