By Cpm - 01/12/2009 01:55 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

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gozar_fml 1

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

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hotdogger789 0

thats fukkn grossss. but then again depending on how long yu guys have been together for it shudnt really matter. but still not sumthing i wud do.

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xxKatieegurlxx 0

thats great lol sorry shes so creepy picka betta 1 nxt tme?

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AKBIGCAL 0

#4-you are deeply disturbed, but ya that's when you walk by and make farting noises lol

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myfriend_youfail 3

Just shut the door the next time you see she's in there doing her business. Yeah, at some point in time a couple should be comfortable at least ADMITTING to bodily functions around each other. Hell, my boyfriend and I are at the point where we can walk into the bathroom to take a leak when the other person is showering. But ********? Shit SMELLS, and I don't know anyone who would want that smell to spread more due to an open bathroom door. Eww.

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HearMeOut 0

OP is probably just jealous because he saw his girlfriends dick while the door was open and got jealous.

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bored690 0

Um... who cares? Just because the doors open doesn't mean you have to stand there and watch. ***** sake.

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ddof5 0

how the hell is this an fml, ur the luckiest guy in the world

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Ninjaface 0

Actually, the "next step" is screwing her while she's taking a dump.

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