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By Cpm - 01/12/2009 01:55 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed a lovely shower together. It was indeed lovely until her father came into the washroom to say “Welcome to the family!” whilst taking a giant shit. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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Think it through

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 23:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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Bad romance

By wtf - 26/11/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:14

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

gozar_fml 1

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:45

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

Comments

piqqu 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 13:12

oh yeah, she feels comfortable to do unusual stuff around you. OMG FYL!

piqqu 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 13:14

PhilipEden 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 14:31

FALSE STORY! Girls don't poo!

Shazbot 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 15:45

Fap on her bed with the door open while she's there, for the lulz.

Mr_Satisfied 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 16:20

Nice... you can tell she loves you when she wants you to smell her shit.

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 2 December 2009 18:12

why is it that women always want to shit with the door open? yuk!

thingamajiga 5

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:39

Nothing says "I love you" like taking a shit with the door open. Hope you enjoyed the show at least.

Dewycrux 0

Friday 4 December 2009 7:32

That's Nothing. my ex and I did that shit all the time when we lived together.

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 4 December 2009 8:51

She wants anal, weather she knows it or not.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 5 December 2009 8:28

at least she didn't have her leg up on the sink and inserting a tampon.....that would be more awkward than watching her shit.

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