FML : Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door...

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Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Pisspants / Saturday 17 September 2016 04:39 / Canada - Edmonton

Work

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By upandover | 15

#6691419 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:23

Poll: can you stop mid-pee? Respond below

By Tripartita | 43

#6691454 - Sunday 18 September 2016 07:01

Don't think of yourself as covered in piss, OP. Think of yourself as slightly less vulnerable* to jellyfish stings! *Psst, the slightest bit of research shows that Friends episode is actually bullshit, but let the OP have their moment.

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By upandover | 15

#6691419 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:23

Poll: can you stop mid-pee? Respond below

coming back in the future | 30

#6691422 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:24

yes

iseebearbears | 27

#6691427 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:31

Yes, very easily.

NeatNit | 32

#6691517 - Sunday 18 September 2016 08:10

yes but it takes a few seconds and holy fuck is it uncomfortable

cootiequeen4444 | 11

#6691551 - Sunday 18 September 2016 09:06

yes. I've had the same thing happen to me as OP a few times but thankfully with a less pissy result. I never really considered the skill as lucky to have but now I'm well aware how much it beats the alternative ... though I'd probably go home rather than hang out at work for the rest of the day potentially smelling like pee and most definitely being uncomfortable. Pretty sure any reasonable boss would understand.

WafflyRhoumbus | 21

#6691565 - Sunday 18 September 2016 09:31

I didn't know people had trouble doing it

walker9879 | 25

#6691580 - Sunday 18 September 2016 09:53

Yes

danceinconverse | 25

#6691606 - Sunday 18 September 2016 12:09

Nope, once I'm going I am peeing and it won't stop till its out. I didn't know people could so easily. I need to do more kegels apparently...

RpiesSPIES | 25

#6691636 - Sunday 18 September 2016 02:36

Yes.

vshah | 13

#6691697 - Sunday 18 September 2016 05:30

Somtimes

shadowl | 10

#6691895 - Monday 19 September 2016 01:21

Depends on how badly I need to pee.

DeadxManxWalking | 27

#6692049 - Monday 19 September 2016 05:16

reluctantly yes

SpyroMello | 27

#6692088 - Monday 19 September 2016 06:00

Depends how badly I had to pee. If I was dying to piss, then no. If it was just abnormal urge to pee then yeah, easily.

Technastar | 22

#6692364 - Monday 19 September 2016 06:15

yes i can

arcticnette | 4

#7435039 - Friday 7 April 2017 01:14

of course I can...I am in control of my body.

Troy_G | 5

#7529550 - Monday 14 August 2017 02:48

Yes

By TheNoNameGuy | 20

#6691421 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:24

you bolted up as in you were sitting down?? is this a two gender bathroom?

turtle_darkness | 17

#6691426 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:30

My job has a single person bathroom in the office for employees

By turtle_darkness | 17

#6691424 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:28

Piss poor job on locking the door.. Maybe you'll remember next time.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6691433 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:36

While I'm tempted to make a pee pun that will be downvoted into oblivion, I'll just say that shit happens. While embarrassing for a while, people will get over it soon. Much sooner than you will. Dry yourself on, and continue in this life. That's all we can do. We will all experience some kind of shortcomings, and will die as equals. Let's enjoy this life. Sorry for your day, and I wish you many more that will be much better.

By Bubblez2009 | 15

#6691444 - Sunday 18 September 2016 06:51

I hope you get over this one day Op! But make sure u lock the door from now on

By Tripartita | 43

#6691454 - Sunday 18 September 2016 07:01

By nitant | 13

#6691460 - Sunday 18 September 2016 07:12

But why would you get up? I am sure your co-worker closed the door back

kbecks87 | 16

#6691672 - Sunday 18 September 2016 03:48

It's just an automatic reaction.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6691474 - Sunday 18 September 2016 07:21

Well at least he was sorry. Also good news, you'll never forget to lock the door again.

By HollowMamba25 | 7

#6691541 - Sunday 18 September 2016 08:50

YDI 'cause you should have just covered yourself and kept on going. I'm sure your co-worker would have closed the door. Regardless, sorry to hear that OP.