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By Pisspants / Saturday 17 September 2016 04:39 / Canada - Edmonton
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By  Tripartita  |  43

Don't think of yourself as covered in piss, OP. Think of yourself as slightly less vulnerable* to jellyfish stings! *Psst, the slightest bit of research shows that Friends episode is actually bullshit, but let the OP have their moment.

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yes. I've had the same thing happen to me as OP a few times but thankfully with a less pissy result. I never really considered the skill as lucky to have but now I'm well aware how much it beats the alternative ... though I'd probably go home rather than hang out at work for the rest of the day potentially smelling like pee and most definitely being uncomfortable. Pretty sure any reasonable boss would understand.

By  StormfrontX33_fml  |  24

While I'm tempted to make a pee pun that will be downvoted into oblivion, I'll just say that shit happens. While embarrassing for a while, people will get over it soon. Much sooner than you will. Dry yourself on, and continue in this life. That's all we can do. We will all experience some kind of shortcomings, and will die as equals. Let's enjoy this life. Sorry for your day, and I wish you many more that will be much better.

By  Tripartita  |  43

Don't think of yourself as covered in piss, OP. Think of yourself as slightly less vulnerable* to jellyfish stings! *Psst, the slightest bit of research shows that Friends episode is actually bullshit, but let the OP have their moment.

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