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It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

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Not an FML. Big deal, your girlfriend poops. Did you think angels came down nightly to rid her of waste? Not to mention, you most likely just closed the door really quickly and it wasn't that big of a deal.

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I don't think whether she was taking a crap or not was the problem #197... The problem was where she was taking a crap..

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OMG UR 1st? HOW??? OP: your a moron how is that a FML or even a FHerL god grow up and stop being an idiot. Did you know that eventually you will be taking shits in front of each other on purpose? OMFG HOW DISGUSTING.

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To #182- What do you mean girls don't do that?! You mean take a dump?! Saying that is like saying that guys aren't arses and DON'T just want to sleep with anything in a skirt. It's a lie and it's sexist!

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OMG u saw ur gf poop...big deal! u'd have to find out that she does that eventually >.> i swear some guys r so stupid ~cough~ 182 n 24 u clearly dont live w/ ne girls n if u keep up that attitude u might not in the future... there r childrens books "EVERYONE poops" (everyone!!) OP: immaturity is a part of childhood...grow up now pls :) if ur gonna have a long relationship w/ her then ur gonna have to get over this...its not that bad ...just move past this. she's s

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#228: oh but generalizing about men isn't sexist because women are the minority, so they can get away with it. oh how i love america.

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24 yes they can it's natrual to poop if u dnt you could die from all the toxins staying in your body from the poop. Not good.

It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

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It doesn't say she was shitting in the shower. In most countries, they keep the toilet and the shower in this one room called the bathroom.

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he never said he knocked, and he also never said she was shitting in the shower. she probably turned the shower on and used the toilet before she got in.

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He states he waited for her to GET IN ThE SHOWER idiots. So it does seem as though she was in the shower! Duh it's what op said. People try to be smart asses and end up looking even more foolish. He should have said he thought she was in the shower but instead ....

if you actually WAITED for your girlfriend to get into the shower instead of being a dumb bitch, maybe this awkwardness wouldnt've happened. btw, EVERYBODY POOPS

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Actually I always get in the shower, wash my body, hop out, do my pooping thing, then get back in and finish the shower.

I hope you licked the shit off her butt to make her more in the mood for sex. Yeah, that would have scored you extra brownie points.

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Seriously, "cross eyed bitch"? Insult fail. Screwtaylor is funny and cute, so stop being a jealous bitch.

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I think you all take yourselves way too seriously. Taylor was obviously making a joke. Albeit..a..kind of..disturbing one..but..kinda funny too. Jeez people get a sense of humor. I don't get how this comment makes her a bitch. Some other comments maybe (no offense, I just don't always agree with what you have to say) but not this one...and umm...yea get better insults..its embarassing.

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I agree, that comment was just rude and unnecessary. You're a dumba$$ kewl92. Go back to first grade and learn how you spell "your" right.

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**EDIT** I agree with screwtaylor. That comment was just unnecessary and rude. You're a dumba$$ kewl92, go back to first grade and learn how to spell "your" correctly.

you know what I love even more then the douches who yell "FIRST"..... the 50 idiots who come and yell at the douche who yells "FIRST."

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