Transportation: Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station....

By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 09:44 - New Zealand

Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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Driving is expensive

By Bladerunner - 01/12/2011 09:49 - United States

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML

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By joanikens - 14/11/2016 07:20

Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML

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Explain yourself

By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 20:00

Today, my truck got towed after being parked for ten minutes, even though wasn't in a no parking area. Now I have to pay 500 dollars to get it out of impound. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:34 - Canada

Today, I searched for free parking near my work for 30 minutes, trying to avoid paying $12 at a pay lot. I scored a spot, but 1 mile away from the office. I trekked through rain, cold, and got to work late. It was a long hard day, crawled back to my car, and had a $30 ticket on my windshield. FML

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By lostcar - 26/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML

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Dumdum moment

By Shawn Kotris - 25/04/2021 21:30

Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML

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Tow the line

By broke - 16/11/2016 03:08 - United States - Orlando

Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML

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By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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By Lea - 16/03/2010 13:31 - United States

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:24

No, the towing guys planted that change in your car just to **** with your mind. You are just gullible enough to fall for it.

prettypinkpixie 9

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:10

Maybe you should have checked your car better before you parked without paying the parking meter.

Comments

pinkp909 8

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:06

I like dick. In my mouth. Almost as much as I like sentence fragments. Ya feel me, brah?

Autoshot 9

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:38

Hahahahahahha again. YDI cheap bastard.

Jessicca_fml 0

Friday 25 February 2011 13:56

read car as cat soo much better lol !!

Icecream93 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:49

Yet another rush to be first

lexif96 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 0:47

*****

prettypinkpixie 9

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:10

Maybe you should have checked your car better before you parked without paying the parking meter.

meowmeowwkitty 0

Friday 25 February 2011 6:34

WTF?

goaliemkl123 8

Friday 25 February 2011 11:07

it makes sense....

Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:13

Wow..that's a MAJOR YDI.

josephhhhhh 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:14

stupid noob

CutiePie_101 7

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:22

Wow, that really sucks.

BAMF18 0

Friday 25 February 2011 5:26

you aren't a cutie pie mrs angles.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:24

No, the towing guys planted that change in your car just to **** with your mind. You are just gullible enough to fall for it.

flawedgenius 6

Thursday 24 February 2011 20:57

**** that. I'd save the cash in case I needed it another time. but... why not have the coinage change in YOUR POCKET (or handbag if that applies)

giselless 5

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:26

Why didn't you check? Rather dumb if you ask me.

blahblahblah5_x 13

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:28

Foool, but at least you got some exercise

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:28

Well that sucks. Next time check it before :)

UpsidedownKayak 9

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:50

I hope you have enough cents to learn your lesson and change your behavior or you will pay for your mistakes again and again.

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