By Cpm - 01/12/2009 01:55 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

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gozar_fml 1

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

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JW_SR 9

LOL...that's disgusting. I don't care how much I like someone, I won't watch them poop.

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heavenleigh85 5

U folks are so immature everyone shyts who cares, and i feel sorry for the women that have to hold their farts and poops in front of their husbands cause that just sounds painful. You should be comfortable in your own home with your significant other I don't see the big deal at all

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Dilwann 27

I have the same thing. I fart in front of my bf if I want to, I'm only actually embarrassed about it if it smells. But anyone would be embarrassed about that. Nor do I get people not wanting to take a shit in someone else's house. So what, if you gotta go, you gotta go. Everyone does it. And when I get married, I'll be ******** with the door open as well. I would do that already if his mom or friends weren't around. It's really not a big deal.

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thatshannah 4

I don't see the big deal with that. I shit with my boyfriend in the same bathroom.

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DarkSerebii 11

Don't really see the problem here. Y'all are too uptight. That's true comfort right there.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

The next step will be her changing her tampon while you brush your teeth, and it'll be straight to marriage from there.

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