By shattysituation / Monday 31 December 2013 22:36 / United States
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  Catkam623  |  27

That's some real shit that just happened

By  miura_fml  |  17

Now that's a shitty situation.

  DocBastard  |  38

Who the FUCK thumbed this up? Show yourselves, you overused-pun-loving fiends! Then throw yourselves off a cliff. Preferably one with sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom.

  miura_fml  |  17

Wow, are you the person who takes everything on the internet seriously? Hi, pleasure meeting you.

  Lioness8197  |  18

Geez, Doc. Maybe you should prescribe yourself some meds for your hatred towards puns.

  Baustigt  |  40

It's not a hatred towards puns. It's a hatred towards the same line being spewed out repeatedly by some dumbshit halfwit too brain-dead to think of an original joke.

I knew this was coming. Ever since "he's a keeper" slipped through the hell gates yesterday I said to myself: "Baustigt. Get your shotgun. A storm's a-comin'."

I just thought we had a little more time. But I was wrong.

*cocks hammer*

  poccocurantes  |  7

10 out of 10 for originality. The crowd goes wild. Statues are erected and streets renamed in your honor. Not!

  DocBastard  |  38

Miura and Lioness - no, I take very little seriously. Puns, however, I take VERY seriously. So when I see a pun get taken out and beaten over and over and over again, it's time to finally bury it. That time was about 2 years ago for "shitty situation", yet someone always drags it back out of its coffin for yet another last hurrah.

  Lioness8197  |  18

Doc, you're one of my favorite commenters. I was just joking. Sorry

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

4- Are you kidding? He may have splattered his underwear but he also just became her personal hero.
I want to give Op a fucking medal for performing above and beyond the call of duty. :)
I also would have bolted to the sink or shower in that situation, but maybe that's just me. ;p

  X_Codes  |  11

Call of duty. HAHA

  greatdanen  |  6

65 - no. if they were constipated, they would wish they could let it all out like OP in his pants. Getting diarrhea would be a cure to get rid of a cannonball stuck in the barrel.

By  MistaBlista  |  9

Steal her tampons.

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