Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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ccsmilvr 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:00

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

mrbattleman 10

Monday 28 November 2011 9:01

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

Comments

The_wolf_gang 1

Monday 28 November 2011 15:55

Wish my girl let me do anal.

stewy78 2

Friday 30 December 2011 17:23

She lets me.

mrmerino 0

Monday 28 November 2011 15:57

Dammit. Now I have an armpit fetish. Thanks OP.

BloodyMary666 24

Monday 28 November 2011 16:03

What an idiot.

metallicshadow 16

Monday 28 November 2011 16:09

has he not heard of tit *******?

whited666 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:17

That's what I was thinking! But maybe op has really small ****

RufusthePenis 0

Monday 28 November 2011 16:22

Maybe he's gay.

1summitash 1

Monday 28 November 2011 16:32

Just hold out for a while, than any sex will be fun. Ps your boyfriend is a freak

fo_86 0

Monday 28 November 2011 16:37

Better start stretching your nostrils

01fuckhead10 14

Monday 28 November 2011 16:55

Dump his ass

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Monday 28 November 2011 16:56

Maybe you'll find something you didn't know you liked.

Aveleen 1

Monday 28 November 2011 17:00

ydi for not thinking that it's fun.

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