Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

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Monday 28 November 2011 9:00

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

mrbattleman 10

Monday 28 November 2011 9:01

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

Comments

Faith13 16

Monday 28 November 2011 15:08

Perhaps he would like to try men?

cougar41 8

Monday 28 November 2011 15:14

Maybe it's just sex with you he's bored off

Mayshod 3

Monday 28 November 2011 15:15

I agree. This sounds a lot like sexual addiction. But if you're still into trying to please him and he's still into you then you may want to say a counselor before considering breaking up. You are starting a potentially dangerous pattern.

RyNo24 4

Monday 28 November 2011 15:16

You give him anal and he's bored? Something is wrong with him!

luna4545 4

Monday 28 November 2011 15:18

Maybe you should try not being so bad as all the other things.. Also try and think of some new and creative position you haven't tried. Make it less boring for him.