By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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danbo659 0

tell him ur getting bored too and put on a strap on and treat him.like a rag doll too

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emodude44 0

Armpit? Theres feet, theres ****, theres hotdogging, theres frotting, SO MANY ways to have sex before armpits...

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little_monster21 0

armpit sex?! 0__0 does anyone else find that extremely disturbing?

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disney_blonde 16

Stop letting him stick it wherever he wants! If he's resorted to armpit sex you might as cut a hole in the wall and let him go at it without you.

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Anastazia_92 1

If I'm not mistaken I would say he's gay........ If a woman's wholes all three of them don't please u wats next.... He wants sumthin completely different an ur not it

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