By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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JinxosGirl87 0

Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.

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fluffy_nuggets 0

At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."

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JinxosGirl87 0

Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.

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Coacy 6

Wait, you use the toilet?

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enonymous 8

Just tell him you've been using the next door neighbors sprinkler system as your shower

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THE_A_TEEN 27

#3, that is this "toilet" you speak of?

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Coacy 6

Your overthinkin it, bud.

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dyble95 0

Couldn't he have just been wanting to take a piss and then have shower?

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klol_fml 11

did anyone notice that OP is a man..?

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slushpup9696 12

35 - Yes, gay people exist. Shocking, I know, but they're around.

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lionheart822 13

Tbh, it could just be the boyfriend's way of asking where the bathroom is.....hmm maybe not, FYL indeed OP.

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DrDilllonReese 12

28- no, you're over thinking it. But then again, you don't seem very bright, you might actually over think breathing.

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bitchslapped22 14

35 IS A HOMOPHOBE

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NanillaVipples 2

I pee in the shower every morning because I'm in a hurry and need to multitask, and I'm just that lazy, plus it saves water!

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m0tl3ycru3 0

He probably was hard and didn't want to spray all over the OP's toilet

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SkoomaKi 27

#2 - How is it "gross"? It's just a little tinkle.

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FrankHotpants 31

This is why moving in is a big deal. It's good you know now that he's just sleeping over.

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EddiE_CN 8

He's taking a leak in the shower, instead of a toilet.

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airforce987 20

You know peeing in the shower saves 534 gallons of water per person annually?

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greg84_fml 21

I will admit, I slightly misread that, I thought she said he had to pee and take a shower...

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JennyBear101 0

Ya ik wat is the problem atleast he didn't say "how do you get to the backyard" or "where's the garbage can"

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Achall91 17

Yeah and he could go in the toilet. Just like regular people.

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alstbv12 13

Maybe he just wants to be sure he doesn't miss the toilet and make a mess. So ungrateful.

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alexwarfield333 1

Hey that guy in your profile pic that's my dad.

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fluffy_nuggets 0

At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."

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THE_A_TEEN 27

First a litter box, now a not-currently used shower?? Doesn't anyone consider using the what is probably now know as the white water bowl thingy??

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HogwartsDropout7 0

The common sense in which you obviously lack?

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