By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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resplendencerino_fml 3

for christs sake learn to stand up for yourself and say no. if he's bored then it's probably his fault for resorting to something as retarded as armpit sex instead of trying new positions, toys,etc. remember, you're not his **** toy- sex is supposed to be mutually pleasureable so find something to do that you both enjoy

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marisadc79 0

Think I'd have to rethink whether I'm in a normal relationship. Come on, a guy getting tired of all three and going for the armpit! Something is wrong with that boy. Guard your nose and ears lol.

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devourerofbooks 10

Nothing goes wrong with a blindfold and fuzzy cuffs(for beginners). Just blind fold him and ride him. Can't get bored once you explore more.

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tmrwisanotherday 1

I guess it can get boring when your back hole becomes as big as you're front hole.

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DelphiCat 17

YDI for agreeing to that weirdness! its not like its going to get you off in any way, and if you're willing to do everything else tell him to man the F*** up and do you properly.

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maphineRAWRS 10

1. How could you do anything with an armpit.. 2. Don't fml when you clearly agreed to it for it to happen haha

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