By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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Rasetsu 10

I swear I get more Sex Ed from websites like these than I do in highschool.

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harbqll 0

You put up with this?!!? YDI

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kezzi 6

And that's what you call an Armpit Choo-Choo.

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lauramagraham 1

******* grow a pair and tell him where to go. What are you his personal sex slave?

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heyred 11

And do you have any say in what gets penetrated?! How are you going to ****** via your armpit?!

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reaxion 25

Watch he doesn't try skull ******* you next! It seems he'd try anything for his own pleasure without thinking about yours.

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blink831forever 13

Seriously?! Wow......well OP at least now you can say that your b/f is creative when it comes to sex. Good luck with the armpit sex.

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insane451 4

Maybe he would like a strap on a lot of guys do

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