By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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bubo_fml 10

Heat things up...Swap out the lube with Jalepeno juice!!

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bubo_fml 10

If he'd bone your armpit, have you considered where/what else he's stuck his dick into? Animal, mineral or vegetable?

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kaykay20 0

Well you could try out other vaginal, anal, and oral sex positions at least then it would feel good for both of you. Theirs a lot of different ones you couldn't possibly done them all or have you 0_0

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awechen 1

Maybe time to break up...

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antonia10 6

That is ridiculous and unsanitary. You seriously need to talk to him because if he can't appreciate what you are giving him, then you are better off with out him

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angrynegro7 16

Hope you don't have any piercings, Op! Next thing you know he'll be asking you to gauge them out!

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meggybee 4

Uhhh that's really strange why would you let him??

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