Love: Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went...

By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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Bad timing

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML

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Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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JessTrek 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:26

Aw. I feel bad for him. I really don't know how two people in a relationship can be on such different pages. Couldn't you at least have hinted about breaking up?

rayrayy_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:27

That's awkward. :/ Did you reject him? & #3, maybe they were on the same page. Maybe they both felt it was time for a change. She felt the solution was something new, and he felt it was taking the relationship to the next level, who knows.

Comments

jaybirdka 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 19:58

I hope you dumped his ass right there in front of everyone. What a ******* cheesedick for inviting your families.

Yea_Wateva 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:17

What did You end up saying? ha But That sucks.

DennisHenige 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:23

what a *****...maybe ya shlda hinted about the breakup before he was gonna go buy yo ass food, it woulda saved him alot of cash between the meal and ring, and saved your embarassment. whos a hoe? i said that yous a hoe

jorvid 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:23

Fake!

kaelendra 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:28

waiting till after dinners kinda rude less you were planning on getting the check anyhow. either way if you'd felt that way I hope you said "you weren't ready for marriage" or something. otherwise you just made things worse.

LumpOfCole 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:31

YDI for trying to mooch one more free meal off a guy before breaking up with him.

naaaked 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:55

This comment just made me LOL

sarah_bee 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:31

it's like that episode of friends when Chandler proposes because Monica won't talk to him... the only reason he proposes is because "he's sorry"...

TheGerman 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:50

you suck... Meanie

midwestjerk 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:02

She would do it after dinner because she's a selfish ***** who wanted to get a free meal.

10Miller25 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:10

thats what you F_ing get for being a greedy little bitch...dont but this bull up on FML if you deserve it...you made your boyfriend pay for his break up when he was going to propose to you....thats **** up you greedy bitch