Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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Dr_Alex 10

Elle Woods, is it you? But seriously, watch "Legally Blonde". The exact same situation, which eventually ended very well for Elle :-) Hope yours will turn out to be just as good. He's not your guy, f*ck him. Good luck!

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Major_Haywire 7

Why do some men pick public venues to dump their partners? My wife and I were in a restaurant and this couple across from us were having some very obvious relationship issues. She excuses herself to go to the loo and this dummy chooses now to phone his bit on the side. He’s still on the phone when she gets back and starts screaming “IS THAT HER?”. She picks up her wine glass and smashes it into the side of his face and storms out. I was almost too shocked to finish my steak and it preyed on my mind all during my delicious dessert. We had to go to court a couple of months later, where he wrote a letter to the judge asking for leniency on her behalf. The judge asked my wife if we got our meal on the house. We did. Free food with entertainment thrown on. A win win.

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Dr_Alex 10

Elle Woods, is it you? But seriously, watch "Legally Blonde". The exact same situation, which eventually ended very well for Elle :-) Hope yours will turn out to be just as good. He's not your guy, f*ck him. Good luck!

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RichardPencil 30

Or... Or maybe the restaurant knew what was going on and decided he could do better than you?

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jbuckets_404 38

Richard, way to kick that dog when it's down! (Really?!) For me, nothing ruins the appeal of returning to a favorite restaurant than the painful memory of a breakup that occurred there. JS.

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RichardPencil 30

Surely, you can find other locations of Chuck E. Cheese's and not return to the heartbreaking one.

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Major_Haywire 7

Why do some men pick public venues to dump their partners? My wife and I were in a restaurant and this couple across from us were having some very obvious relationship issues. She excuses herself to go to the loo and this dummy chooses now to phone his bit on the side. He’s still on the phone when she gets back and starts screaming “IS THAT HER?”. She picks up her wine glass and smashes it into the side of his face and storms out. I was almost too shocked to finish my steak and it preyed on my mind all during my delicious dessert. We had to go to court a couple of months later, where he wrote a letter to the judge asking for leniency on her behalf. The judge asked my wife if we got our meal on the house. We did. Free food with entertainment thrown on. A win win.

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