By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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TheCountess 4

Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.

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thatguyyx 4

What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]

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AnagenisisZagus 13

She did three backflips, stuck the landing, bowed to the crowd, grabbed her phone and came to bitch here on FML.

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MrBrick 0

FamilyGuy, that was amazing haha. OP, you shoulda came back and whispered loudly in ur husbands ear "Did you put the roofies in your moms drink?"

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yazmi_09 3

actually she defecated in the bathroom, getting her fecal matter everywhere, while writing this FML, she then used the hand towels to wipe her butt

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FarSide 22

Can't you read? She was stupid, and she was also a ****.

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brenkite 5

welcome to the family made me think of avenged sevenfold

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philly_A7X 6

86 that was the only reason I looked at the comments to see if someone thought of that

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browneyedgirl52 13

At least you know that his love is strong enough that he doesn't want to listen to his mother. That there is true love!

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thatguyyx 4

What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]

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Malkria 1

Good idea 。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。

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Verota 6

Yes, because that would ensure OP has a happy marriage.

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TheCountess 4

Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.

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mariet_fml 23

Go with #4. Being a bitch to your mother in law will just make your life hell.

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Mewzakuro240 0

15, your picture has ruined it for me....

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EricTheodoreCart_fml 0

well your a hippy

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callofduty4life 0

its funny how people take these FML's seriously

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ells55 0

first off I hope he at least stoop up for you there I'd no way anyone should go into a marriage like that and it would be best to discuss how you felt when you heard your soon to be mother in law speak of you in such horrid way gosh wish you the best of luck

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yazmi_09 3

yeah did the stoop up?!

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camerican21 1

So go graduate college and become a smart ****?

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AnagenisisZagus 13

She did three backflips, stuck the landing, bowed to the crowd, grabbed her phone and came to bitch here on FML.

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techweed 12

I'd probably be like "whatchoo say, bitch?? imma kill you" PS I'm not black

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krazy_glu3 0

I love how you added in the P.S. haha. just in case we all thought you were black..

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